About

Hi, I’m May. I’m 30, turning 31 in October. I’m a mom first, bitch wife second, and a pattern designer/writer third. 

Anyway, I started writing patterns in 2025 (last year I guess). Honestly, I tried reading and following a pattern around Christmas time in 2024 and it went horribly wrong. I tried different patterns, free and paid. They all kind of left me confused. Perhaps I’m stupid but that’s ok because I started writing patterns instead. :-)

Short story long, traditional pattern styles make me want to pull my hair out. Hopefully, I get better at pattern writing so we can all be twinsies. 😋

*It’s currently 12:25am right now. I’m tired but I felt the absolute urge to make an about me at this very second so here u go. 

Kk love you bye

May

(Insert selfie here, hopefully I remember lol)